Ah, the randomness of it all...

-"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" was fantastic. I highly recommend it to all. Plenty of hot pirate action, jokes about rum, and Johnny Depp--who could ask for more? I loved it, even though Davy Jones' beard gave me the willies.

-If there was only one food that I could eat for the rest of my life, it would be buttered popcorn. Those who know me well probably would have guessed that I would choose some sort of Mexican dish, as I have an undying love for all Mexican food (even Mole), but I don't want to subject myself to a lifetime of indigestion.

-Men who don't pay child support and yet manage to have the money to buy new cars should be strung up by their balls.

-It's very disappointing when the sky gets all cloudy and dark like there's going to be a big storm, and then all it amounts to is a drop or two of rain. I love thunderstorms.

-Buttered popcorn and a nice tall glass of cold milk make a tasty flavor combination.

-I hate fish but I love sushi. Figure that one out.

-Any parents (or future parents) should read "Happiest Toddler on the Block" by Dr. Harvey Karp. It's brilliant and it will soon become your parenting Bible.

-I shouldn't make comparisons involving really good books and the Bible, because I really don't read the Bible. I probably should do that.

-Job hunting is a pride-swallowing exercise. "Please, tell me about yourself...Ok, that's enough...No really, we'll call you...We're talking with several candidates."

-Did I really eat that whole bag of popcorn?