Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Seven Dwarves, Preggo Style

Busty--Ok, I know I have a good-sized rack when I'm not expecting, but whose jugs are these and can I have my normal ones back please? This is getting embarrassing.

Weepy--"The Biggest Loser" has never made me cry like this before. Neither has my favorite Ben Folds CD. Or watching Aaron and Grace play together. Heck, I'm a mess.

Pimply--I had better skin than this when I was a teenager. No acne cream in the world can tackle these robo-zits.

Forgetful--Wait, what was I saying?

Bingey--Today I ate two packets of oatmeal, almost a full pack of dried cherries, a bag of white cheddar popcorn, a bite sized Heath bar, a platter of fajitas, and a bowl of chips and queso. And that was before 1:00pm.

Chunky--Brought to you by Bingey.

Smiley--That goofy, dreamy smile on my face? It's because the baby just kicked.


Carrie said...

Awww, you're feeling kicks! I think I may be doing this again ONLY to feel that again.

Also, since I have been either pregnant or breastfeeding continually for more than 5 years now, I have forgotten what normal emotional restraint is even like. Will I ever NOT cry at a girl's figure skating commercial? I doubt it.

Bert said...

Hooray for the baby kicking! I'm so excited for you. :)